come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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