I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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