at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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