So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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