He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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