How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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