Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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