I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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