I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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