brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I bet he comes in French.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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