i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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