piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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