dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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