Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
