Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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