Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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