Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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