so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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