I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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