): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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