I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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