Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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