i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I need a beard to bite.
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