My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I FOUND THE LEGS
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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