Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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