he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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