I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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