O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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