Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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