Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
and you fell through a lawn chair
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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