somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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