u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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