I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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