Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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