so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's official drugs can't kill me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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