this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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