i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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