I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
