They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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