I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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