I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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