I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I licked your asshole in confidence.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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