I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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