sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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