I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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