I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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