He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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