why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Found your dick twin last night
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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