my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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