So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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