Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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