question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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