ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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