When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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