You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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