Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
nutella sex= disaster
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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